jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

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somedaysigetitright:

kingofbastille:

The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out


lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”


spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend


hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”



lzbth:

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL


music5eva:

Me: Mom there’s this concert-

Mom: No.

Me: image


dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show


oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

image




#cinematic masterpiece of our time


pantsareneveranoption:


In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor